Squirrel Fishing

An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:

Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man July 1, 2011

craw fishing

Sucling the spicy butter from the calloys fingers of an old Fisher woman.

Did you see Ste Chan tatally Craw Fishing old Mae?

by MagicMike1984 May 31, 2018

Fisting

When one is listening to an orgasmic pop/rock radio ballad with lots of Auto-Tune and effects, and can't help but put one or two fists in the air to the music.

"Bro, you're fisting hard to that new Fall Out Boy record..."

"Dude, that new Miley Cirus hit is fistable..."

by That Guy 65 January 29, 2009

Fishing

Euphemism for partaking in alcoholic beverages to excess. Easy for minors to use inconspicuously.

Hey man, I was thinking about going fishing this weekend.

Oh is the pond stocked?

No, but it might be. I think I got a hookup.

etc.etc.etc.

by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004

fishing

When you put a spliff up for grabs, whoever says 'bite' first wins, and therefore gets the next tokes on said spliff.

stoner#1: fishing....

stoner#2: bite!

by igor_the_fat June 11, 2007

Fishing for mud

Fishing for mud can only be performed when there is a large group of niggers huddled together. Attach a large deep sea fishing hook to a chain on the back of your truck, throw it into the pile of mud, and drive off. It's fun to see what you'll catch.

Those niggers were always gathered in front of my building, so I went fishing for mud. Came away with lots of skin, a scalp and two gold chains.

by blinkfan182 June 13, 2010

power fisting

Beating someone or something senseless with a mechanical fist.

Oh man, I just got done power fisting, I'm exhausted. I think I'll go take a nap.

by Jon X6 December 16, 2008