it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.

Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

The Felt

A mafia group of 15 known in the late 2000s for having destroyed the Negrocity mayor's favorite casino.
Disappeared since then.

"The Felt green suits are much better in red"

by Jibachu March 30, 2019

Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.

"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie

by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019

fish-feather

Fish-feather is code for scale, as in a scale used to weigh goods and or precious stones.

Hey Tom you got a fish-feather? What's a fish-feather? A fish doesn't have feathers Tom, what does it have? Ohh scales

by Trickglock April 26, 2019

Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.

Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.

by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019

Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020