Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
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Get the Fap Rap mug.What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
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Get the FAP mug.Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
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