fart ramp

another humorous term for thong. the fart is trapped in the underwear by the thong but travels down the fabric and into the vagina or back of the ball sack like a skate ramp.

After removing her pants, i was happy to discover she had a lovely lace fart ramp on.

Joe's ass explosion was so strong he almost blew out his fart ramp.

by shankdiggy July 10, 2011

lemon fart

when someone makes a toot and it smells delightfully refreshing as maybe a lemon.

Jorge! Did you just make a lemon fart?

by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

Break Up Fart

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.

Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

by Raul (comes out at night) December 15, 2011

Fart Enjoyment

The act of farting and then enjoying the smell of ones own fart.

I had a burrito earlier today. I'm looking forward to some fart enjoyment time later.

by xannixon September 10, 2010

Fart With Headphones On

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.

Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."

by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011

Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017

baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008