drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.

*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults

by asdfsa September 9, 2006

dravis

A weird name that is not really a name. The person with this name usually blacks out on weekends and although reads all of their text messages when they wake, are unable to respond due to short term memory loss the morning after.

Dude, did you get my text?

Nah bruh, I passed out last night after Jessie's party.

But I texted you at 3pm?

I know, I'm such a Dravis.

by Ajsnowbomb March 30, 2015

Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.

Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008

A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.

Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?

by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022

Mini Van Driver

usually a woman with a huge vagina

yo your mom is a mini van driver, wicked vaginal

by monski315 September 24, 2005

drive by mento

To find someone's open soda and drop some mentos in as you walk briskly by, preferably in a public place.

Did you see how mad Jimmy was at lunch? Somebody hit him with a drive by mento and he was covered with soda.

by J to the Byrd August 3, 2007