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douchbagouche

a REALLY bad word! DO NOT say in public! It is a word whose meaning contains all the swears such as, fuck, shit, asshole, bitch, slut, whore, mother fucker etc.
Sally: Um, Anne... I'm sorry to tell you this but... Alanna kinda stole your boyfriend.
Anne: WHAT???!!! He said he loved me! We were so happy together! I hate Alanna! She's such a douchbagouche!!!!!
Sally: WOAH!!! ANNE! WTF! DON'T SAY THAT! IT'S NOT THAT BAD! Danny was a slut anyway. I'm telling your motther you said that.
Anne: NOOOOOO!!!! If you do she will DESINIGRATE ME!!!
by whome?yesyou! March 20, 2011
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Douchebaggery

Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.

Can be used to mock ones self or others.
"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.

"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."

"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."

"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."

"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."

"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."
by Reverend Daemon Mosely December 6, 2006
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douchebag

A guy who is an egotistical arrogant fucktard who mooches off his girlfriends and friends. Always takes advantage of everyone he's around. Believes that he's the smartest of his circle and anyone he meets. Scrony fuck with a scrony dick that couldn't please a real woman, even if his life depended on it.
William Sullivan, the douchebag of 118 Petow Loop Exten
by hahakija February 25, 2013
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douchebaguette

a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.
I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.
by punster October 25, 2010
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douchebag

A person with multiple DWI'S and who hates his step children
A persons step father is a douchebag
by bob joe sir January 16, 2008
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douchebag tagging

verb-
1. The act of tagging a douchebag on the back of his shirt or his vehicle with an embarrassing sticker or label that clearly reads "Douchebag". This form of tagging is becoming more and more popular across the United States and is a anonymous way of letting a Douchebag know that they are infact, a Douchebag! Most douchebags are totally unaware of the fact that they act like douchebags and just need some enlightenment.
"Douchebag Tagging" is similar to the all time favorite game of taping a sign on someone's back that boldly states, "I'm Gay, Please Kick Me"!
by Clint Brude July 27, 2008
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douchebag

ryan seacrest.

can be used as a noun or as an adjective
P1: "Hey douchebag!"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"

P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
by tylerdurden5123124 October 29, 2009
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