Cheese Cookie

When you and your partner don't clean up fast enough after a sexual encounter.

She didn't give me a towel and sent me home with a forest full of cheese cookies.

by awaaaa April 14, 2020

Cheese Gating

Sneaking inside someones house and giving them a good creampie while they sleep. Also know as 'Cheese Gating'.

"Yo man, you wanna cheese gate this hoe?" or "I cheese gated that bitch last night! I finally loafed in her!" Cheese Gating is a good activity for all.

by Cheese Gater May 12, 2020

cheese tiddy

Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.

Person 1: Yo I'm trying to beat this level and it's so buggy, it's literal cheese tiddy.

by VoidCrypt September 18, 2020

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

Cheesecake Pussy

An inside joke that Shit Kink Alley has made up.

Jay - YOOOo dude I thought that cheesecake was a pussy for a second.

Max - WHAT?:)2&&,!-$2$

Jay and Ghost - Cheesecake pussy ong!!😎

by vooomit March 20, 2021

cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021

cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022