chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

fish n chips

A take-away meal purchased by an English person from a 'chippie'.

It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.

Usually costs around £4

"I'll have one of each with scraps, please"

by paul raine May 5, 2004

Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

by Sean Fox April 29, 2006

Chipset

A Gang out of Franklin, NJ. Their turf is near the Los Reyes Corner Store/Diamond Cuts on Route 27. They wear red, and their gang is full of "young-heads"

"Those dudes are prolly from chipset."

by Chillinontheblock October 16, 2005

Chidester

12 Miles From Camden in Arkansas about 400 people live there there is a lake called Bragg Lake and another one called white oak lake im reppin C-Town since no 1 else did

Bookesha:I live in Chidester ever herd of it Shaniqua: Hell naw

by Playa-P July 23, 2008

Chipskonting

The HQ of the Chipskonters, a one-woman organization seated in Brussels, deals with several bodily pleasure services called ‘chipskonting’.

Chipskonting involves crushing potato chips with the rear, massage, oil lubrication, anal stimulation, (forced) watching of adult and war movies, (forced) masturbatory activities, and high-cuisine gastronomy served in bed accompanied by the female host. Unremitting rumours claim activities called ‘Dutch oven’ (q.v.) are also performed, but this has not been proven yet. Other claims argue there was ‘a German connection’ with the RBIU (q.v.). Chipskonting is not something that can be acquired; performances only take place on initiative of the HQ.

(This information is not entirely up-to-date; please add if you know more)

by Agent Orange2 February 5, 2010

chineseized

when a something becomes influenced by china a lot (even though everything is made in china)

i eat rice, dumprings, and i do all my homework and study all day. I've been chineseized

by kzhang November 23, 2011