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Union carpenter

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014
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Persian Carpet Roulette

This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009
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carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie
by Anonymous April 10, 2006
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carpet

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet
1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"
by Fez January 18, 2007
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magic carpet

pussy *snatch* muff* fuckhole* meat flaps*
" Her carpet was trim and tight "
by Jkap November 2, 2003
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Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.
Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening
by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008
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Red Carpet

To lick minge so vigorously that it causes a nose bleed. The blood then covers the hairy pubic creating a red carpet.
She bucked back that hard during oral that she bust my nose, so she ended up with a red carpet
by The DBF March 12, 2018
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