An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014
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Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
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