Congraduation

A short-term word used for congratulating someone on their graduation

originally made by Joe Bart

Yo man congraduation !!!

by Defonotstefoo May 15, 2024

Congraduations

A word that's the portmanteau of congratulations and graduation. It's a rare word to use when someone is graduating from school or college/university.

Dad: "Congraduations, son."
Mom: "At least your high school days are over."
Son: "I know."

by FreezeDollar May 21, 2024

congradulariations

congratulations but better

Oh my god, congradulariations on your divorce!!🗣️

by jacyfan47837 May 23, 2024

Congwentious

An adjective describing a person named Gwen who is, overall, quite contentious. Best used sparingly, usage of this word in the presence of its target may lead to mass destruction.

Person 1: She is just always rejecting everything anyone says!
Person 2: Makes sense; she epitomizes congwentious behavior!

by DaniadicusThe1st June 11, 2024

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

congratulotions

An Ozian term used by Madame Morrible meaning "Congratulations".

"Welcome new students, and congratulotions for having being accepted into Shiz."
- Madame Morrible

by Tater Tot the Great December 7, 2024