The Battle Axe

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.

Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.

by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023

shaolin battle

A battle within two opposite worlds

I challange you to a shaolin battle!

by Yrmom22 April 14, 2023

Face battle

Kissing but way swagger!

“Hello girlie pop! Want to face battle me?”

by Lilmarka April 26, 2023

Tower Battles

Where you lick your dick and shove it up a girls vagina 6 inches deep

“Oh my god babe! Please do another Tower Battles!”

by John wazouski April 29, 2023

Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.

She is an old battle cat

by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023

Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!

by random game mem thinkgs December 4, 2022

Brazilian Dance-Battle

Making out constantly

Do you wanna Brazilian dance-battle

by Shea monster December 6, 2022