the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.

Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?

Girl2: Austin Porter

austin porter by tiffanigger October 29, 2018

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Austin 3:16

Placing your head in a vag and screaming

fred: My throat is sore from that Austin 3:16 last night.

harold: True dat.

Austin 3:16 by browny May 8, 2006

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austin powers

Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.

Oh no baby, I think ti is YOU who can't resist ME!

*Strips to "I touch myself" by the DiVynls*

austin powers by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

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austin lopeman-liles

hes a big guy with a big heart he is cute fun loving and will do anything for you he is like magic in the bed he is a great lover his dick is average but amazing can satisfy any woman that gets it he is kind hearted and loyal awesome friend and sweet but can be a dick.

god austin lopeman-liles is amazing in bed!

austin lopeman-liles by jeaniehottot69 September 20, 2011

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