Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.

Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021

fuck it we ball

a phrase to show complete indiffernence to a situation and continue balling nonetheless

a: ay yo don't do that
b: fuck it we ball ~does it anyway~

by stonky123 February 27, 2024

Becca balls

Becca balls is when a very sexy girl by the name of Becca flirts with you and gets you horny af only to scoot off into the night before you get any action. Similar to blue balls only way more painful.

Goddamn Becca, she Becca balls me again last night. She was telling me how she gives the wettest blowjobs and wants me to tie her up and have my way with her, but when I went to the bathroom to freshen up, she was gone before I got out.

by Your fav yogurt throat puncher August 2, 2023

Ball

A shortened version of the term "baller" which refers to how good or awesome something is.

Wow dude, last night was so ball.

Hey chica, your shirt is ball!

by #alldayswag April 3, 2017

drakes balls

Very small and always blue but never let you down, they will always give a full plentiful load of light yellow ejaculate

Drakes balls are always ready to bust

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.

Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.

by Demnar November 12, 2010