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Sex

Oral sex: penis in mouth, vagina in mouth, 69

Anal sex: penis in butthole, dildo in butthole

Vaginal sex: penis in vagina, dildo in vagina

Hand sex: vagina being fingered, handjob, butthole being fingered

Boob sex: licking nipples, shoving face in boobs, sliding penis in between boobs.
Jessica sucked Malcom’s dick. Then Malcom ate Jessica out. Then they 69ed.

Jessica hated the taste of Malcom’s dick so much that she had to take him from behind. First She shaved a dildo up her ass so that she would be ready. Then Malcom gave her anal.

Jessica had gotten over the trauma that came with giving head and she rode Malcom’s dick. Once he exited her vagina, she stuck a dildo up there because she missed the feeling.

Malcom dramatically ripped the dildo out and started fingering Jessica. He took his other hand and started fingering her asshole. She was so surprised that she accidentally tripped and fell and gave him a handjob.

Jessica decided that now that they had been having sex for 5 hours, she should take off her sweater. She accidentally took off the t-shirt underneath it as well. She forgot to wear a bra that day, but jut said “fuck it” and stuck Malcom’s face in her tits. He started licking her nipples because they were purple and his favorite flavor was grape. They weren’t actually gray flavored, though, so he jerked back and accidentally stuck his dick between Jessica’s boobs. Malcom’ dick got stuck in her boobs, so Jessica had to keep pulling backwards ti get in unstuck. Malcom realized that he was gay, and Jessica realized that she was a lesbian because they were both so unattracted to each other. They finally separated themselves and got dressed. They haven’t talked in 30 years and Malcom killed himself. Jessica has a wife and 3 kids.
by Fuckyounotinthatway January 14, 2024
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Sex

When a guy puts his cock in a girls pussy
either of the two main categories (male and female) into which humans and most other living things are divided on the basis of their reproductive functions. sex
by Sam is Sai April 14, 2022
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Sex

something you will never have. L + Ratio + You Fell Off + Cope + Mald + Seethe + Yro'ue*
You know Nathan?
Yeah.
He'll never have sex
by JoeMamaNotFound March 17, 2022
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Bronze Medal Sex

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.
by ApricotFields June 7, 2019
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maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
by mememetoo March 11, 2025
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sex

female playing with dick till cum.
She had sex with him this tonight.
by Nighteyes2023 June 14, 2023
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pavlik sex

When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.
Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy
by nojussex May 28, 2021
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