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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
mugGet the Impaler's Hot Potmug.

Hot ChoChotes

Hot Chocolate or Cocoa but getting confused, i.e. brainfarting, and saying both at the same time.
Kid - “Hey mom, do you have any Hot ChoChotes?”
Mom – “Wait, what? Hot what?”
by WarheD September 4, 2013
mugGet the Hot ChoChotesmug.

Hot

every aot woman and me
by ymirismywife December 2, 2021
mugGet the Hotmug.

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
mugGet the Filipino Hot Pocketmug.

HOT

woah bbebbfjfej looked so hot today
by ronaldo_boss March 16, 2021
mugGet the HOTmug.

Iced Hot Chocolate

A drink that contains hot chocolate and a bit of ice
Employee: Hello welcome to Starbucks what would you like to get
Abo: iced hot chocolate please
by NewYearNewMe69 September 22, 2018
mugGet the Iced Hot Chocolatemug.

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