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almost everyone on twitter has a mental problem
by Pul-to March 18, 2022
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Twitter Virus

The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.

Stage 1: Infection

Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.

Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.

Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.

Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.

Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
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twitteresque

Twitteresque - an aesthetic where people get mad for anything and everything and cancel people left and right. Normally a 13 year old girl.
"She's so twitteresque."
"Yea and she's a 13 year old too so it makes sense"
by WHADDUPYALLITSYABOICHILDE April 2, 2022
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Twitter

A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.
People on twitter are pieces of shit.
by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022
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Twitter no-life

When You spend your life on Twitter canceling people cus u got no other meaningful thing else to do
Uh oh the twitter no-lifes are gonna kill me

. I think I'm a Twitter no life
by Sydkqudiakshf April 30, 2022
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Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn
Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.
by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022
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Twitter

A platform where you can troll,Harass and be a pain! also you can tweet offensive stuff!
the backround information on this. Backround Information:Twitter is one of the most toxic platforms on the Internet. As it receives heavy trolling, hate, harassment, and verbal abuse through tweets. The feature of limited character count that makes the platform unique, is also the reason that makes it so toxic.
This Toxic Person must use twitter
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by YoutubeYT June 7, 2022
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