Cheese Touch

When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.

The origins come from "cutting cheese".

Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.

by DeadFlapjackSafari May 17, 2010

Penis Touch

to play with you penis

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed

by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009

Blind touch

Typing without looking at the keys.

"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

by Killinphil March 25, 2009

Torched

To consume a numerous amount of alcohol and hang out with some buds

Guy #1 How much are you going to drink tonight?
Guy #2 Dude I'm going to get absolutely torched

by bigjohn11111 June 1, 2010

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

touch hole

(1) n - vagina/anus
(2) n - a slutty girl
(3) n - see asshole, douchbag, fag, jewbag

(1) that girl has one nasty fucking touch hole!
(2) that touch hole has slept with everybody on campus.
(3) don't be such a fucking touch hole!

by je adore dior March 9, 2003