nemo-tool

A person who is emo and doesnt realize that they are in-fact emo,but adding the tool makes the person super gay and they follow what everyone else tells them to do!

they cry at night because they cannot think forthemselves

Dave is a Nemo-Tool because he is an emo kid who cannot think for himself

by Matt June 20, 2006

Pro Tool

n. Any recoding artist that uses hard-disc recording software to make up for lack of natural tallent.

When recording Jennifer Lopez's album we had to use Anteres auto-tune on her voice because she can't stay in key. What a fucking pro tool!

by mrdoad October 16, 2006

a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.

You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

fat tool

A fat person who tries to make it seam like they are ripped and so strong in front of other people. Often they attempt to down on others that are ripped like no ones business and have no body fat by saying "I'm bigger than you I could break your bones" but the truth of the matter is that the fat tool is coated in fat and attempting and failing to disguise it as muscle until they make the fatal mistake of taking off there shirt for the whole world to see that there "muscle" fails at life and is very limited and hiding under a thick layer of fat.

example of a fat tool:

kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?

ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day

fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle

ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!

fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*

by rower200 May 24, 2009

douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

by Mission Maker April 13, 2006

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003

ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"

by MarkRo July 27, 2008