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Tower of Power

When one deficates into the toilet leaving the poo standing out of the water leaning only on its own structural integrity.
"Dude I totally just squeezed out a tower of power"

"No way! According to the laws of physics, the chances of that happening are like 10000 to 1 .... Lets put it on ratemypoo.com right away!"
by The only Fox March 13, 2009
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toner

a toner is a toe boner
woah man. His toner is sticking out through his sock. Thats hot.
by Jacob Hooker October 19, 2009
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tolerance

1. Your ability to stand something. The more you consume drugs or medicine, the higher your tolerance becomes, and the more you need to consume to feel the same effect.

2. A self-destructive concept that cannot work on a global scale. Tolerance as a concept was created during the Age of Enlightenment, thanks to multiple factors in Europe, namely secularization, Christianity (admittedly the church didn't help willingly, but the fundamental ideology helped) and the many quarrels of intellectuals at the time. Unfortunately, these factors did not touch the rest of the world in equal scale, which means tolerance is not equally valued everywhere else. By tolerating the intolerant, tolerance is destroyed, hence becoming self-destructive.

3. How easily you stand other people. Tolerance itself here might not be as much a trait as it is reliant on the other person's personality (or lack thereof).
Person A: My religion states that women and infidels have no rights. Tolerance is not a value we are concerned with.
Person B: Tolerance is a value to us, so I tolerate your intolerance. Maybe forcing you to be tolerant is intolerant of us?
Person C: Don't be retarded.
by Carlão the Pimpslayer June 4, 2019
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TOWER DELAY SIMULATOR

welcome to tower delay simulator, a game where we delay every single update and some leak might not come true. Here we got trash logic such as vehicle has infinite fuel, tower has infinite bullet, freezed enemy do not broke and a technologistic geared cliff tower that does 300 damge (ranger) cant spot a single hidden. The game also copy other games to make the game "original" like accelerator copied phaser or commander copied commander in TB. If you want an update for this then go beg delaynatural and the rest of the devs
by very random crap April 16, 2022
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Wifel Tower

The act of synchronous penetration by two men of a wife, married to one of the men. The wife must perform a handstand with her legs spread apart and the men penetrate both the cock pocket and the balloon knot at once. The men hold each other up on tippy toes with backs bent in and palms touching while the wife sways her whiskerbiscut and her hamflower back and forth along the mens porksnorkels.
Jim and Marlene have been wonderful friends of mine for years. Why Jim and I even pulled a wifel tower on Marlene one Sunday after church behind a dairy queen dumpster on a hot day.
by autocannibal July 24, 2017
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by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018
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tower of not so much power

It is a stack of computers and other computer related equipment that is no longer of any use, but for which the owner is not willing or able to throw into the dumpster.
Holy cow, man! How many Ultra 5's are there in that tower of not so much power?!
by Andrew Sterling Hanenkamp November 13, 2004
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