pork funion

Meat ring.

That Thai food really hurt my pork funion.

by Erbnsintax March 29, 2016

piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.

Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.

by beer pong bong May 22, 2007

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

street pork

A dead police officer. usually lying on the street after it's been shot at.

My friend's uncle was a police officer for 20 years before he became street pork.

by ProdigiousVirus September 5, 2023

pork-a-lork

To pen a meat sock.

I was pork-a-lorkin Yolanda's fine ass last night.

by sockalock October 4, 2008

Flipping the pork

An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.

"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"

"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."

by atrum October 7, 2013

Pork crackling

The best thing ever

That’s like, pork crackling level amazing!

by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 23, 2022