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This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.
And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...
by b_awkward92 January 19, 2018
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Thanksgiving

I'm an american and I like getting fat by eating turkey and pie.
by iono November 25, 2004
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Think like Pi

The mathematical equivalent of thinking like a child, who uniquely looks at the world imaginatively, playfully, or creatively, much to the delight of others who might even experience an aha! moment from their spontaneous response or behavior.
If mathematical constants like e and 𝛷 were to think like pi, by consciously or freely promoting themselves regularly, there is no reason that they couldn’t be as popular and interesting as the beloved π.
by MathPlus November 24, 2021
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Thanks Obama

Used to blame America's increase of problems on ex-President Obama.
Guy1: “$115b for illegals! And they get free shit out of taxpayer pockets!”
Immigrant: “Thanks Obama! You know worked my ass off to get a job in America, get a job visa, apply for citizenship with employer approval, wait 5 years on green card, and have to pay my taxes while some dude crosses the open border and gets free Medicaid, food, shelter, water, and other shit.”
by 1nd14n601 July 1, 2018
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you think.com

The most ridiculously hipocritical and fascist website ever. Youthink.com primes itself on allowing its users freedom of speech and expression, unfortunatly all of its memebers are tools and anyone who says anything even slightly rebbellious or out of the ordinary is instantly flamed.
Some paticulary sad users include, 'Raddicks', the appropriatly named 'Bastard' and by far the most spanner like of the tools 'Ad astra'.
Ad astra:Dude I like totally love that new song by Blink 182! It's totally Punk roXXor.

Raddicks:Yeh man, they're the new gen of punk dude! They pwne big time!

Sane user:Actually, Blink 182 are about as punk as my pet fish, listen to some real punk guys.

Ad astra:Dude your a F4g fuck off.

Raddicks:Yeh D00d, or ill h4xx yer ass with my totally 133t uber p0w3rs!
by Citezen:Erased March 30, 2005
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Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.
Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!
by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009
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