1920s South Carolina tablecloth

Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary position.

Bradford: Baby.

Angelina: Yeah?

Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.

Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.

by Jenaveve Anniston February 26, 2009

periodic table

menstrual calendar.

She had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. Nestor was gonna be a Daddy, whether he liked it or not.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

tabin

a man who's knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by his zest for kung-fu treachery.

those who know tabin, know.

by princess slab February 7, 2010

table talk

From partnered card games, discussion between partners of the contents of their hands. Its purpose is to gain an advantage, and is generally against the house rules, if not written rules.

Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?

by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.

My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!

by Anne Buster November 10, 2008

facebook taboo

When you write something on a friends facebook wall and then the next day you meet them in the hallway, both of you knowing about the said wall post, resulting in an awkward I know you know kinda thing. Because nobody says oh hey I wrote on your wall!

facebook taboo:

1: Waddappp dude!

2: Yoooo buddyyyyy *oh shit he knows I wrote on his wall*

by iflgk November 3, 2009

Tablet

Something that was NOT made by a shitty computer company

(See Apple) but was made by Bill Gates in 2001. When Bill

Gates

introduced it, no one gave a flying F**K about it, but when

Steve Jobs introduced the iPad, the world pissed itself like

an over excited dog.

Me: I just got a new Android Tablet!
Apple'FanBoy':TH3 TABL3T W4S MADE BY 4PPLE!!!
Me: No it was made by Bill Gates douchebag

by DAHpargles March 14, 2012