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Canadian steamer ham sandwich

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.
She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.
by zsherm February 25, 2007
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Steasel

To deliberately put down a friend in front of a girl in order to make yourself look better.

The act of weaseling your way into a situation using the lowest means of sabotage possible. Examples include unnecessary guilt trips and the belittling of friends in order to accomplish selfish motives.
Sam steaseled David at the dinner table when he called David a rude and selfish asshole for not inviting the ladies at the table to serve themselves food first. Consequently, Sam looked like a gentleman, while David looked rude. Therefore, David just got steaseled by Sam.

Adam steaseled his way into the girls bedroom by humiliating his friend.

The steasel Jordan pulled on me made it so that I could never have sex with that girl again.

Tom steaseled his way into a party he was not invited to, taking the place of a friend that would have been invited otherwise.
by that raza daza November 28, 2010
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Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart
"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"
by forklifter90 August 12, 2012
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Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.
"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."
by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012
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Steamed Dimmy

A visibly puffy human fanny usually found firmly attached to the lower torso region on most female kinds sporting the undeniable appearance of a severely overworked and somewhat overheated dumpling type formation seeping rich moisture from its inflamed and swollen bulging physique. Recent studies have found that in some rare cases the female pleasure mounds super flaps (swollen lips) or ‘STEAMED DIMMY’, has even been known to have tripled in its original shape and size morphing to an impressive visual display consisting of bulky aftermarket mass stemming directly from the impure thoughts of the carriers developing sexual desires which then gradually results in a highly focused and dedicated, ferocious beat down of physical manipulation in one of the following forms;

a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session

or

b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.
“Elenor, is that a ‘Steamed Dimmy’ bulging from within the confined front compartment of your ‘Lorna Jane’ yoga pants? Or was Russel just glad to see you this morning?”
by Mista_Scribblez June 24, 2018
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Steamen

Jack released his steamen
by Chasadia April 22, 2019
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steamer

steamer refers to who is just a piece of shit, it also sounds a little racist (to any race) so it’s fun to crack some steamer’s.
Ex: “ Hey Rob you’re a filthy fucking steamer!”
by louiecifer April 17, 2020
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