shoot the thirty

A phrase that means "I wanna fight you", and implies that it will only take me thirty seconds to kick your ass.

You gonna keep talking or are we gonna just shoot the thirty out on the street?

by Kd17 August 14, 2016

Scooter fag

Some gay cunt who rides a scooter and is always talking about what tricks they can do.

Josh: I can finger whip flat now
Me: shut up scooter fag

by Sarrgy April 25, 2019

shmooty

A word I made up.
Something you say when you are happy.

A combination of shibby, moo and some other word which I forgotten

Wow, free tickets to Queens Of The Stone Age?
Shmooty!

by cool_penguin_0 June 30, 2004

sgoot

When a retarded person tries to tell the internet that they're shooting themselves, but fails at that.

Dear Internet, I have decided to go sgoot myself.

by JeremyMeremy January 20, 2008

Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006

Banana Smoothie

A male Brazilian wax.

Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."

by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010

smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008