Pond Blaster 

Cumming in the sink

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!

Pond Blaster by Here for the funny February 3, 2020

Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.

After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.

Tailings Pond by rpn453 January 11, 2011

few extra pounds

A euphemism for a "lot of extra pounds"

Her personal ad stated "a few extra pounds."

few extra pounds by SyntacticSugarDaddy December 28, 2005

Ponding 

When you live in a place that has no beaches to tan, one must resort to tanning by a pond.

Waterloo doesn't have a single beach for tanning. So we had to go ponding instead.

Ponding by UWaterloo August 19, 2009

Clown Pounder 

Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless.

That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder.

Clown Pounder by Kevin Handley July 1, 2005

Let me fall into the koi pond 

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

Let me fall into the koi pond by TRL0 November 11, 2009

pounding mound 

The protruding mound surrounding (and part of) a womans vulva.

*This term was coined at Doctor's Cave Beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Hey, look at that one in the blue bikini, the one with the big pounding mound!

pounding mound by Dietrich R. January 11, 2008