Cabbage Patch

A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank!
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.

Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.

The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.

Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!

by SproggleBump July 18, 2010

Jefferson Eye-Patch

When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.

"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."

by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009

Peach Emoji

The famous emoji representing a juicy ass, butt, booty, whatever you call it.

Damn, Rae got some thicc (insert peach emoji).

by cammyjuice69 May 28, 2020

peach fuzz

A pubescent female just starting to develop pubic hair around her genitals.

With budding breasts and peach fuzz between her legs she was most stimulating.

by Larus May 9, 2003

Patchel

A name one calls someone who's actual name escapes one's memory.

man 1: hey, who's that Patchel guy over there?
man 2: you mean the Patchel with the pulsating tumor on the side of his face?
man 1: no, no. The one with the hair...and the eyes, the two eyes.
man 2:OOOOOH! THAT Patchel. Yeah, his name's Lloyd

-Hey, Patchel! *everyone in the room turns* Yeah, you, with the striking resemblence to Sean Connorry...can I borrow a pencil?
-Ah, shertainly, m'boy, that'sh the ticket!

by The LAW's come back to town December 24, 2007

Patcher

Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.

My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.

by Marchaels March 12, 2008

Peachable

The act of being true, legitimate, and real.

That statement is peachable.

by pie123 July 23, 2009