Definitions by Marchaels

boner mopping

A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped

Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.

Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.

My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.

Patcher by Marchaels March 12, 2008