Falsey pants

Andrew Lindenberger

Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.

by Ebony Adara June 16, 2013

Crappy pants

A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.

Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.

by JoeyBomm January 26, 2021

Whoopi Pants

disposable bladder control undergarments, most recently those under the brand name "Poise" as seen in commercials featuring Whoopi Goldberg.

As in "Whoops, I just peed in my whoopi pants" Thank goodness for "Depends."

by djemcee September 1, 2011

splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla January 2, 2008

Sista Pants

A Hipster or Scenester with pants so tight it is as if they melted their legs and actually poured themselves into these pants, sometimes with bellbottoms sometimes not.

These men look as if the are wearing their 'younga 'sistas pants. visually unappealing, Tight and overall just plain Unacceptable!

HEY MARK ! check out those sista pants comin down the way....BOOYAH

by Rock n Roll Justice Council October 21, 2010

lounge pants

Pants that you lounge in

I wore my lounge pants to watch the game on television in.

by Amberbishop226 August 6, 2019

crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019