Mongolord

King Redardith The Fifth

Canisteo Greenwood High School is full of absolute mongolords.

by Peener Snipper Guy February 25, 2025

Mongoloidal

The act of being a mongoloid or committing a mongoloid act.

Guy 1: "Hey bro! How was your weekend?"

Guy 2: "Not much... I butt banged your sister while ass fingering your dad who was t-bagging your mom who was sucking the dog."
Guy 1: "You mongoloidal, retarded, piece of shit cunt fucken, ass licking, wank stain fuck!"

by Tricky1979 March 4, 2025

Mongolian esports finalist

Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).

Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”

by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025

Mongolian ESports Finalist

Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers

-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch

-Match commentators (optional)

Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)

Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”

by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025

Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.

"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"

by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025

Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Mongolian Rototiller

Mongolian Rototiller is when you shave your pubic hair to a unibrow and you insert your peeper in the sink wagon and you 360 around like a helicopter propeller

When Rusty went to Bangcock he paid handsomely for a mongolian rototiller.

by m1st3t_t4c0 February 12, 2026