Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

ming doyle

Neil cicieregas/lemon demons amazing wife

Person: hey did u know Neil cicierega is married to ming Doyle?

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024

Minge tassels

When the tassels on the end of your scarf poke out underneath of your coat.

Put your minge tassels away!

by Ma G cat July 11, 2022

Minge

The name given to a gentleman who is a right pussy

Damn... Alex D is a fucking minge

by LordVenning12) February 17, 2022

Ming Mong

Tyler Laird

Tyler Laird is a Ming Mong

by Y.o.u.r... m.u.m March 2, 2022

Minge

Minge is an interchangeable term for people who attempt troll, mostly used within Garry's mod, they usually use exploits/hacks in order to attempt to accomplish their goal. Minges often do this for amusement or to get specifically wreck havoc due to anger/drama.

Hey Bub, you just broke all the rules of our Roleplaying server and you will get banned because you are Mingin'.
Stop minging Bub.
Btw you are bannned for 1 month for RDM | Minge

by dudebr0 March 3, 2022