''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017
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Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"
by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017
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a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.
Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined
Skriv for ett stort publikum. Mange vil lese dette, så gi litt bakgrunnsinformasjon.
Ikke navngi vennene dine. Vi aviser inside jokes og definisjoner som omhandler ikke kjente mennesker.
a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.
Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined
Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017
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2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!
2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...
Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
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