Jackassedness

where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.

Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.

by swimmerooo February 20, 2011

Jacynda

"Jacynda is a very beautiful woman, with an amazing body, beautiful face, gorgeous hair. As soon as you lay eyes on her you'll just fall in love. And her personality will just drag you in even more and have you hooked! she had a Very weird, funny, loud, and great personality, and very lovable. You just can't get enough of Jacynda. She is mean to people she doesn't like and likes to start problems with people who look at her weird haha. You can never stay mad at her. She is faithful and loyal. She is just one of the best girls you can have. She's definitely a keeper."

Jacynda is beautiful evil perfect hasthebestbf bipolar

by Sabrina Ayala April 25, 2013

Samuel L. Jackson

A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.

Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!

by RazorPine October 10, 2005

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

by greddm August 13, 2011

jack harlow

a good ass rapper, fine as fuck, and one of the funniest rappers in the game. i love him.

person 1: “have you heard of jack harlow?? he’s a great white rapper and the hottest man ever.”

person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.

by guaplorddd April 23, 2021

Super Jacked

Preposterously muscular.

"Yo who are those Super Jacked kids over there?"

"Oh those are the Tempest Brawlers."

"They look ridiculously strong, I shouldn't mess with them."

by Tempest_Cinco April 14, 2010

Jack Daniels

A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.

"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"

by moreweedthanbobmarley December 27, 2016