Space Hog

Someone who wants to be a tattoo artist but doesn't want to tattoo. They will tell everyone they are a tattoo artist but will only tattoo the designs they want to do, whereas a real tattoo artist will pretty much tattoo anything on anyone at any time.

They can be overheard saying things like "I don't tattoo for money," and often insult the customer's idea or choice of tattoo.

A space hog thinks that because they make tattoos they are entitled to being respected and or admired regardless of their character.

We went to the studio to get a tattoo but it was just a bunch of space hogs stroking each others ego's and trying to talk us into things we don't want.

I wanted to get a tattoo but some space hog tried to talk me out of it so I left.

Space Hog by Bigote Grande May 9, 2011

Queever Hog 

An obese woman/girl. Usually so fat and disgusting that the rolls of her size destroys any curves of her body. Queever hogs usually have boobs coming out their back that are caused by strain between her bra and fat, squishing them into looking like back boobs. A bunt is another common symptom of being a queever hog.

"We went to Ruby Tuesdays to celebrate graduation and of course we had to get the one queever hog waitress"

"Hey John, did the queever hog even fit through the bus doors?"

Queever Hog by captainawesomex March 29, 2010

Power Hog 

Someone who's disgustingly drawn to power and people with power, resulting to a kissing-up to those in power

A: I'll set you up with Shaniqua.
B: Is she rich? What do her parents do?
A: You're such a power hog.

Power Hog by rgsrn August 20, 2014

Sweat hog 

Definition from the picture dictionary.
Picture a naked Winston Churchill with a vagina... unibrow and flannel is optional.

"Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent" - aerosmith - sweet emotion

Sweat hog by Rectorooter April 18, 2021

slobmonster(space hog) 

Causes rifts in space time through Primeval utterance

Holy mother fucker were in slobmonster(space hog) capitain!

slobmonster(space hog) by hxbmlfs February 13, 2010

Truffle Hog 

When you fuck a girls ass and then put it in her pussy you get a brown like substance formed on your penis. You then get your penis and smear that liquid (truffle butter) over her lips like a dirty sanchez

Derik: baby let's make some truffle butter
Baby: only if u smear it all over my lips
Derik: dam baby you want me to give a truffle hog

Truffle Hog by Sexguru69 September 11, 2015

puff hog 

vb. to suck dick, this term is sometimes used to edit movies when they appear on television

She puffed so much hog that her eardrums burst.

puff hog by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005