weight room beast. sweet laxer. beer drinking hottie. these guys can shoot their lax balls hard and down their beers faster than anyone around. they are used to be sweated by everyone around. are used to being the #1 lax team around and stay the only one who doesnt recruit. they get so much ass, they dont know what to do with it. if your a dad and cant find your daughter on the weekend, check a landon guys bed.
by pride June 4, 2004
Get the landon guymug. Any person who goes to Landon, from ages 8-17, is intelligent, atheletic, and guarenteed to get laid some day.
Prep guy: Check out that landon guy he sux
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon
by Ozone August 7, 2004
Get the landon guymug. A term used by a female for a male she does not find sexually interesting.
See also: friend or just a friend
See also: friend or just a friend
One of life's great mysteries is how women can simultaneously complain about inconsiderate man-whores and the impossibility of finding a "nice guy", while sitting across from a hetero male friend who also has similar male friends that she has met but declined to date.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
Get the nice guymug. A rip-off of the simpsons.
by ninjacow October 18, 2010
Get the family guymug. 
Get the bad guymug. The dumb guy down the hall who wears a fedora every day because he thinks it looks cool or something.
Fedora guy can be anyone with a really obvious and ridiculous affectation that makes him look more like the immature dork he is than the imaginary worldly and mature non-dork he sees himself as.
Fedora guy can be anyone with a really obvious and ridiculous affectation that makes him look more like the immature dork he is than the imaginary worldly and mature non-dork he sees himself as.
"In-the-know" college girl: "So I was like, 'Epic fail!'"
Fedora Guy: "Did I just hear 'epic fail'?" -winks at girl-
-room goes silent-
Minutes later...
Person 1: "Fedora Guy is such a dork."
Person 2: "I walked in on him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his fat girlfriend the other day."
Person 3: "Seriously. But, hey guys, how do you like my new American Apparel Deep V tee?"
Persons 1 & 2: "Quit being such a fedora guy before we fart on your head."
Fedora Guy: "Did I just hear 'epic fail'?" -winks at girl-
-room goes silent-
Minutes later...
Person 1: "Fedora Guy is such a dork."
Person 2: "I walked in on him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his fat girlfriend the other day."
Person 3: "Seriously. But, hey guys, how do you like my new American Apparel Deep V tee?"
Persons 1 & 2: "Quit being such a fedora guy before we fart on your head."
by futanari basashi January 16, 2009
Get the fedora guymug. Dude: Man you just got Guyed so hard right there! Imagine having no friends LOL loser.
Man: Get Guyed, retard.
Man: Get Guyed, retard.
by MyBallsAreChubby February 16, 2021
Get the Get Guyedmug.