Girlfriend Intruder

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On October 18th is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Tomorrow is" national give your girlfriend a hoodie day , "did you know that?

by Tik tok god October 13, 2019

Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".

Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."

by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022

Dream Girl

A dream girl is the girl you wanna spend the rest of your life with. shes super beautiful and sweet. when ever your around her you get butterflies and wanna hold her so close to you and just listen to her heart beat sync with yours. this girl you will grow to love almost instantly.

Stephanie your my dream girl!

by Meant to be:) April 27, 2012

bruh girl

bruh girls are girls who not only just say bruh, but they’re almost nothing like basic girls. these type of girls don’t necessarily like the clingy lovey-dovey remarks or compliments from their significant other.

f: “i don’t want to be called baby or princess”
m: “what a bruh girl”

by ohnomycarrots June 1, 2020

David Gilmour

The extremely talented guitarist from Pink Floyd, who is often overlooked despite his awesome playing. Some of his best works can be heard in the songs "Comfortably Numb", "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", "Dogs", and "Echoes". His style of playing isn't as fast as some of the other guitar greats but he is one of the most passionate players, as can be seen at live concerts.

David Gilmour's guitar solo in "Dogs" is awesome.

by FedupFrueman July 21, 2008

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003