I heard a rogue nearby, so I popped a FAP and when he tried to stun me, I pwned his silly ass.
LOL This pally came up to attack me, so I popped a fap and when I was immune to his stun, he ran screaming like a little gurl!
LOL This pally came up to attack me, so I popped a fap and when I was immune to his stun, he ran screaming like a little gurl!
by averybaddog August 24, 2021

Is a male masturbation. It is used when a male is pleasuring themselves sexually after seeing or looking at erotic women in public or on the Internet. Fapping may also be used to reduce some stress level, but is more common when a male is sexually attracted to beautiful women they see.
by Wolf & Women November 28, 2019

by Master of Disaster 64 June 28, 2019

by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”
by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
