Fake blood 

A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well

Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.

Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..

Fake blood by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019

fake mix'n 

to bullshit or to play and fake around. can be a person, place, or thing

Yo' dat nigga be fake mix'n

fake mix'n by bigbootyJ November 28, 2007

fake-fruit 

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"

fake-fruit by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008

fake-fu 

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.

We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..

fake-fu by jack swaggah June 18, 2009

Fake Practice 

The act of pretending to study for a test such as the SAT but actually playing Sims 3 with all volumes off. Usually results with bad reflexes when someone walks in the door to see your SAT book closed and your face on the screen. It usually causes an awkward moment, stuttering and a bad lie which gets you in even more trouble.

*Mom walks into room*
Mom: What are you doing?
Guilty: I-am-just-watching-the-SAT-tutorial
Mom: That was a Fake Practice right there. You're grounded!

Fake Practice by Papapapokerface23 June 21, 2010

Fake Plate 

The fake plating they put on brass and sell on Auction sites as real.It could be Silver or Gold plating on brass or some other non precious metal.

John "I got this on KneeBay for 3$ and it's an awesome necklace!"
Smith "I'm glad you're happy with your Fake Plate necklace!"

Fake Plate by MarkDB1973 July 21, 2010

fake blacking

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.

White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."

fake blacking by DfaceO September 8, 2014