Dumpsterpunk

A punk and/or anarchist who goes through dumpsters behind grocery stores to get food that is either damaged or about to expire and thus thrown out. There are many different reasons this is done including saving money, dismantling capitalism etc.

Punk 1: I made this vegan dinner only by dumpster diving.
Punk 2: Oh Larry, you're such a dumpsterpunk!

by Tjolson September 24, 2006

Dumpsterfuck

Any filthy, greasy, nasty, dirty, foul, nauseating, vulgar, indecent, coarse, profane, rude, obscene, disgusting, brutal, raw, rough, gross, crass and generally unwholesome actions performed in a dumpster by a dumpsterwhore on a (barely) paying customer.

"I don't have alot of money, but I can still get thoroughly dumpsterfucked."

Bonappa'Queetious- "Man, you broke as hell"
T'Rondell- "I still got enough!"
Bonappa'Queetious- "Enough for what?"
T'Rondell- "Enough for a solid dumpsterfucking!"

Cedonte- "What the hell happened to you? It looks like you just got hit by a bus!"
Shontene- "Kinda, I just got dumpsterfucked."

by Dumpster_enthusiast January 17, 2009

Dumpsterfuck

The bastard child of a clusterfuck and a Dumpster Fire

This situation at work is like a combination of a clusterfuck and a Dumpster Fire. Its a Dumpsterfuck.

by El Gid June 1, 2018

Cum-Dumbster

Someone who says they’re against abortion and complains about fathers who don’t raise their children then pays for abortions and doesn’t raise his children

My friend Herschel says he is pro-life and for fathers being present but says he doesn’t know the mother of one of his kids is and paid for her abortion another time. What a cum-dumbster.

by Pokejuan Kenobi October 9, 2022

Dumpsterfucker

someone who has intercourse with a prostitute that is later found dead in a dumpster.

dude you are such a dumpsterfucker

by illskykid August 28, 2009

Dumpsturbate

The act of shitting on a pillow and then enclosing your member in the pillow and thrusting wildly.

Geoff: "I had a cracking dumpsturbate last night."
Steve: "Sum the experience up in less than three words."
Geoff: "Spunky shitty disappointment."

by Wankyshitdemon March 2, 2014

dumpsterfuck

noun. a person who is so nasty ass funky, that fucking them would have to be a last resort to ending a sexual drought. describes some nasty skank. applicable to male or female.

Karli is so nasty! She's a total dumpsterfuck!

by pacodancer November 28, 2007