drummer 

a person who hangs out with musicians. this species is very easy to stereotype.

A: You know what you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
B: No, what?
A: A drummer!

drummer by Inspiratron January 10, 2008

drummer 

A drummer is a guy who hangs around with musicians.

two people after a gig

Man thats one great band, yeah but did you notice who the drummer was?

The drummer? hell no, does anybody notice who the drummer is of any band? its irrelevent!

drummer by happyslapper January 3, 2008

drummer 

Band member who knows how to get the ugly chicks.

The drummer is the most important member of the band because he flies wingman for the other rockers.

drummer by JlbT September 9, 2006

drumpet 

The most famous MC in da world

drumpet by Anonymous September 7, 2003

drums

Originally created by untalented roahdies who wanted to hang out with musicians. these instruments are vital tools for brainless guys to steal there girlfriends back after a guitarist steals them.

John: "If I hit these drums, they make a load noise."
Paul: "Very good John have a lollipop"
John: "But I wanna balloon."
Paul: "But John your thirty six."

drums by afro joe April 18, 2005

drumline 

The part of the band that thinks the control the beat. That is usually done by the low brass. Generally 1/5 of them are decent musicians, 2/5 are ok musicians with huge egos, and the other 2/5 got lost on the way to footfall judging by their ability to count. Often times will play music so horribly wrong, you think that there must be a physical problem that causes their lack of rhythm.

"Stop that racket"
"It's not racket its <insert something from 'Drumline'>"

drumline by all of the ness October 5, 2008

drums

Another way of saying "beat it"
You know...drums...beat it...ya get it?

Oh no you didn't just ask me to drive you to a mall three hours away so you can buy four new pairs of Jordans, a Wii, an iPhone, a gold rope with a Jesus piece the size of my head and a different pair of Under Armor for every day of the week then tell me "...but I can't give you any gas money 'cause I'm broke"!

Are you nuts? DRUMS, holmes! Take that garbage explanation to the next chick.

drums by yallahyallah February 7, 2008