tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

by ted December 26, 2004

Lamp -Shade -Drunk

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.

Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.

by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005

drunk

You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise

by thatsmrweedman2u June 11, 2006

Drunk

an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

MOM!How come DAD always pisses in the refridgerater when he staggers home at 2 AM?

by spikemiester45036 August 15, 2003

Wyoming Drunk

After consuming enough alcohol, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....

Kellen shouldn't have tried to walk to Wal-Mart, he was way too Wyoming Drunk....

by Ridiculism's Beast September 26, 2005

power drunk

words used together to describe a powerful car that seams to be untameable.

That Cerbera Speed 12 is a damn power drunk car, you can't even keep it in a strait line when only pushing the pedal half way down.

by TunerFocus October 27, 2010

Alicia Drunk

When a person gets really drunk out of nowhere which then involves poor choices involving the opposite sex (sometimes even the same sex) and a general concern about getting left somewhere (i.e. snowbank, ditch, party, etc).

"I want to get drunk, but not Alicia drunk
"We were just hanging out and all of a sudden we got Alicia drunk."

by trashbasher1.0 October 4, 2011