Diock

An unaturally pleasuring panty beast

My Diock could serve as as a rocky bridge to happiness

by notsretepaok August 12, 2011

deck

Code for, "I'm a pretentious dickhead,but I found a new way to get laid with this new hipster trend"!

Hey , your converse are so deck.We should really hangout and talk about some deck stuff!

by keepingitreallyreal September 3, 2011

tech deck time

funny vidieo dowload it on kazza

axel f

by len April 5, 2003

Door Deck

A finnish swear word. Doesn't translate to English, but it is the worst swear word in the Finnish Language. Girls with the name Carrie tend to say this word often without knowing the connotation. If your name is Carrie and you don't believe this, check your horoscope or go to a tarot card reader. Moral of the story, don't say door deck.

No, moniko sinun sedistäsi on door deck tehnyt itsemurhan tänä vuonna?

by Fred Joahanna October 14, 2007

diaper decker

The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".

The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.

by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010

Dry Dock

When a man penetrates a woman's vagina without any preparation or foreplay. Otherwise known as "going in dry".

Dry docking is the number one cause of break ups.

by Lucid Activity November 10, 2014

The Shock Dock

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock

Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days

by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009