shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."

by kaykayevens October 16, 2021

Condoms

idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?

Condoms ruin everything.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

condom

something your parents should've used on you

dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.

by imthegaybitchyoudontwannafight October 29, 2021

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

condom

broking one

ur dad used a broking condom.

by foxy_vr February 18, 2022

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022