colonel sanders

leaving your cum above a womans lip and on her chin giving her the appearance of the fine colonel

boy your grandma really looked like colonel sanders when i finished with her last night

by lazylay76 May 27, 2012

Colonel Crawford

a school full of dumb bitches and cunts and all of the teachers suck ass. the guys are gross and perverted and can’t get any so they probably jerk off in the bathrooms.

friend: “aye bro where do you go to school?”
me: “Colonel Crawford.”
friend: “damn that’s tuff.”

by mcdaddy124 February 22, 2019

the colonel

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

by Dr M March 29, 2004

The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

drop colon

to have a bowel movement.

hung over guy #1: "Be right back, I gotta drop colon."
hung over guy #2: "Beer shits are the worst!"

by Niceguy October 29, 2006

Collin

A sweaty fat man who often enjoy look at young children because he can't get anything himself

Girl: is that collin
Girl 2: quick get the children inside

by Wankymac August 16, 2011

Collin

A person who is totally gorgeous, great at sports, and has everyone falling for her. She's often unsure of herself and unable to take compliments, but is a total babe when she wants to be. Has an amazing body, green eyes, and luscious brown locks.

Guy 1: Damn, Collin is so damn hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so great at everything.
Girl: I wish I could be like her. *sigh*

by Tesslovesya March 25, 2011