Breakfast of Champions

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me

1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."

by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.

We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.

by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005

Dog's Breakfast

The human brain and what it's worth, according to author Kurt Vonnegut.

How could he have figured it out on his own using only that dog's breakfast between his ears?

by J Mulkeen December 9, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)

After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer

by a-con October 2, 2007

big breakfast

An overweight person who eats large meals during work or school.

It's third period, and big breakfast is still chowing down on those doughnuts!

by DerekG May 30, 2008

pot lot breakfast

Another name for pot luck breakfast.

We will have a pot lot breakfast with lots of booze.

by jvgarren March 15, 2007

Breakfast Burrito

A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.

My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010