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Blow the J 

When a group of 2-3 people hang out doing nothing in particular; Sitting around bantering when one is supposed to be working; see also: dick around
You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.
Blow the J by Mr. Freedom March 6, 2011
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blow and go whore 

When a slut blows and goes (leaves) on multiple partners in a day in hopes to make herself feel important.
My blow and go whore should be here any moment...I'm third on her list today..
blow and go whore by Boss ninja13 December 30, 2016

blow on my butthole 

"blow on my butthole" a negative comment meaning "fuck you man!" or whatever man go to hell! (most times used jokingly or when someone is janking on you)
guy 1: man! this weed sucks ass!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

guy 1: YO MAMA!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!
blow on my butthole by MINIME! January 13, 2012

blow dogs for quarters 

sum 41, blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, all rap,r&b,disco,and ASHLEE SIMPSON!
they ALL blow dogs for quarters
blow dogs for quarters by ME August 7, 2004

Blow and Go 

when a girl doesn't finish the blow,
its called a PENGUIN
because the guy will start chasing her,and since his pants are by his ankles he's gona hop after her "like a penguin"
Blow and Go by yossi nosnip November 19, 2004

blow job 

when a person (usually a woman) sucks a man's dick i guess guys like it when you swallow there cum idk why but i guess if you want them to be happy you should do it haha
Coming home from work i got a really romantic call from my boyfriend he spoke so seductively i knew something was going to happen. I was so excited that i couldn't wait i sped home as fast as possible. When i arrived home i saw one of the most beautiful sight ever, my boyfriend dylan (he needed a blow job)sitting on the couch rubbed with oil surrounded by candles and flowers. We got right to the point he ripped of my shirt and skirt leaving me with goose bumps he was in a pair of tight boxers as her felt my boobs i began to rub his covered dick i could feel him getting stiff i was feeling wet myself . He took my panties and started to finger my pussybut this was about him i took him off me and took of his boxers i oiled up his shaft and balls i massaged his tip with my tongue i caressed his balls with such care i knew he was getting pleasure i stroked the length of his cock with my hand while paying special attention to his smooth tip i then started humming on his shaft moving my mouth up and down this went on for a minute when he said go so fast i did i went as fast as i could i even deep throated three times i knew he was getting close by his moaning and groaning in pleasure he began to squirm as his pre cum dribbled over my lip and one last thrust and massage of the balls he let out a squeak of pleasure as he cummed his silky warm mess across my boobs falling off my tongue
blow job by mexicangirl109 January 4, 2010