Get Ta Bed

The term "get ta bed" is very different from "get to bed". To get ta bed one must do so at an alarming rate. Get ta bed can also be used for sexual purposes.

I'm going to get ta bed all over you face!

by Chap0038 June 7, 2011

I'm in bed

When a girl says "I'm in bed" you know she just wants you to come over to cuddle! ;)

Brad, I'm in bed. I better come over then! ;)

by Payen March 15, 2017

rubbing the bed

A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.

I was too horny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

by ianamalsu August 26, 2007

Breakfast in bed head

(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)

You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!

by Captain Kev April 4, 2009

Spunk Bed

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.

Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!

by Zig August 29, 2005

b-y-o-bed

thats stupid phrase that is used by that annoying guys wife in the canadian tire commercial for the "bring your own bed".

"It's the new B-Y-O-BED by woods" - stupid guys wife.

by diseased sheep September 6, 2005