piss attack

A sudden and unstoppable need to piss. Usually due to booze.

Jimmy was so trashed, that when walking home from the bar he started pissing himself, yelled “piss attack”, whipped out his dick and pissed in the direction he was facing.

by Jimzy September 23, 2017

Bruh Attack

When you have too many bruh moments at once, you can have a bruh attack. On a scale of 1-10 on the cringe scale, a bruh moment is a 6 while a bruh attack relates to an 8-10.

Guy 1:*has a coughing fit* BRUH

Guy 2: dude what’s wrong?

Guy 1: I’m having a bruh attack, please get me water! this buzzfeed quiz is assuming my gender because I preferred a chocolate milk instead of a strawberry milk

Guy 2: dude that frickin sucks

by joseph_stalin October 27, 2019

Yorkie Yap Attack

The yorkie yap attack involves a few steps during sexual intercourse

1. grab the victim by the shoulders and throw them to the ground.
2. Once you've been going for awhile and you're just about to peak you grab the bitches hair and get it all in her face.
3. Woman love this, they'll be all up on you for more once you preform the Yorkie yap Attack!

ken: Barbie come on over here and fuck
barbie: Oh yeah baby
ken:(Yorkie Yap Attack's Barbie)
barbie: ¡Mas bebe, mas!

by Maxders February 25, 2009

Syrian ASSaud gas attack

while having sex, you roll your sock into a ball, place it against your butt hole, and fill it with your Sarin gas, then stuff the sock in her mouth.

Last night she got the Syrian Assaud gas attack and loved it

by Violent14 May 27, 2018

Cute Attack

When you see an overly cute couple and they're just so cute you can't stand it so you have violent compulsions and giggle alot right then and there.

I saw Sara and Daniel the other day and I had a major cute attack!!!!!!

by Savannah Rose February 4, 2009

around the back snatch attack

This is a smooth move that may turn shocking depending on the girl and/or mood. References the reach around during a kiss where you maneuver your hand around past the ass cheeks and into the snatch zone. Finger, pinch, rub...whatever “attack” method you choose will do. Enjoy!!

Oh man!!! Midget Joe tried the around the back snatch attack on his full size girlfriend and wound up with his finger in her ass.

by K-Man Schwim March 16, 2005

Farah Attack

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's stomach.

Good thing he pulled the Farah attack last night, or else she would have been pregnant.

by Eric Ruari MacGriogair January 10, 2009