famber alert

When she puts you in the friend zone.

"Famber alert bro, she just call me fam and not bae."

by firmhand September 14, 2016

stun alert

The look you make when you're stunned by an experience, and you're face is frozen, with your eyes wide open.

It was a classic case of "stun alert".

by bluetigerman May 4, 2018

Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

Amber Alert

Uh oh, a kid got stoled!

Guy 1: Hey, where did (child) go?
Guy 2: oh he got stoled
Guy 1: Uh oh, Amber Alert!

by happyfoxUD April 16, 2020

amber alert noise

A government funded alarm clock

*BEEEEEEEEEEE* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again

by Allastor May 11, 2021

Shitter Alert

Typically used to describe someone who screws up alot in a video game, or is generally just bad.

Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!

by TheGr8Submarine July 1, 2021

طوطalert

It is when u fart and want to inform people you farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: طوطalert

Me: Thank god I can’t smell this fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021