stun alert

The look you make when you're stunned by an experience, and you're face is frozen, with your eyes wide open.

It was a classic case of "stun alert".

by bluetigerman May 04, 2018

christmas christian

Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).

Oh, he's just a Christmas Christian.

by bluetigerman June 30, 2019

potch in tuchus

A spank to one's hiney.

Be nice, or I'll give you a potch in tuchus.

by bluetigerman August 14, 2020