ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

ass-tacular

is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.

DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.

by Tino June 1, 2004

ass-froth

A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.

Marcus drank a 12 pack of Schlitz last night, and now dude's got some serious ass-froth.

by jayhawk April 19, 2004

Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.

I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.

by morrigan aria November 19, 2007

Ass Yam

A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.

Also known as Ass candy.

Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!

by atomicjive November 4, 2008

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

ass foo

Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.

"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"

by CatMan357 October 21, 2013